Old guestbook
Well here you have it-... lots of random abuse, the odd compliments, and bad spelling off strangers and friends
Jenny
I just wanted all those bizarre internet people to know that...
ADAM IS FANTASTIC IN BED!!! and I love him, bye
bye.
Fooligan
The award for the most constructive comment on the guestbook
goes to...Naeem. His effort went something like this ' '
representing the emptiness of life itself...um...apparently.
Phil O'Sophical (What do you mean I've alreadt used a different
name? Oh, right).
Chaos, the evil doctor cometh forth to bring world
apocalypes!
Your friend from the "cheese" asylum asked me to check out your
page, so I thought "What the hey!" So, getting replies from
very familiar people, even our old physics teacher Mickey C.
Also does that idiot, what's his name, Naeem still look you up.
I don' know why you hang around with him, he's a right ......
You know who you are if you're reading, he, he, he! Best go and
work on that bomb that you taught me how to build Adam! I'll be
in touch.
Thierry Henry's Heading Ability
Hmm...while drunkenly stumbling around this Internet malarkey I
came across this...this...um...monstrosity. Actually I got it
from the custard bloke, y'know crazy ideas, long straggly hair
- Alexi Lalas, that's it! So...erm...I can't try most of your
undoubtedly 'fantastic' games as this computer, believe it or
not, (I suggest you take the former option) actually runs on
Windows 3.1!! Yeah, baby. Hmm...I really should sign off before
this gets supah tedious...so...t en...<cough>...I saw a
toy giraffe being wheeled around by a man with a shopping
trolley today. What's that? You've come to take me to the
asylum? Is that where they make process cheese? Oh,
great.....
Jenny
Adam, You had better not put that OTHER photo on here! still
pretty cool website.
Eleanor O - 11/10/99 15:58:41
Hello!!!!!!!!!! I like the site (when I finally got here!)! The
words at the top are MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you later!
Belinda, the toeless chef
I had no toes. I cut them off and ate them. I found this to be
a problem. I didn't want it to be a problem. I replaced my toes
with little pieces of banana. Everything's OK now. I have new
toes.
Jemima, Derek's loving sister, who hates Derek's
teaching of yoga. I do however share my brother's passion for
jumper based cuisine (in fact I first suggested it to him). He
claims it was his idea originally, but then again, he would -
just between you and me, I think he's gone a bit mad (bless
him)
Hate the site - too much about custard and not enough about old
purple shoes. You really shouldn't have caved in and let my
brother have a section dedicated to custard. Custard is, in my
humble (and incorrect) opinion, much less useful than old
purple sho s. I will not bore you with an endless list of uses
(as Derek did), but I will warn anyone planning on taking up
the anciemt art of PurpleShooOlogy, not to either eat them,
live in them or tie them too tightly around your neck. Doing
the last of this list will lead to your old head turning into
your old purple head. It will look snazzy to have a head to
match your shoes, however it almost certainly will lead to
death. I lost my brave old uncle Jeremy to such a tragic purple
shoe based accident. You have be n warned! I only hope that his
death is not in vain. It will have been worth it if it can
prevent even one more death to an up-and-coming star of
PurpleShooOlogy.
Derek, the yoga teaching monk (who eats jumpers in
his spare time)
Front page is a blatant rip-off of the track from the
Stereophonics 'Word gets around'. Otherwise not bad except for
a disturbing lack of ideas for the use of custard. May I please
attempt to remedy this?
Here goes -
1) Eat it
2) Pretent it's a pet and feed it regularly
3) Live in it (heat to around 30 degrees centigrade before
hand)
4) Do all the above (bet you can't name another substance that
can allow you to live inside your pet AND eat it at the same
time. Believe me - I tried it once with a friendly sparrow name
Lucy. It was a bugger to get inside & once I was in she
didn't take to kindly to having her insides knawed on, so
believe me custard is an EXTREMELY versatile substance.
Fot the above 73 points ((full list available by sening a
cheque and a petrol bomb to Adam Granger) Cheque made payable
to absolutely anyone. It doesn't matter - It'll probably be
blown to shreds in transit anyway!!!) please,please, please
have more stace devoted to this divine creation.
Kathryn
Hi, I think the wobbly changy colour writing is "groovy baby"
Kate says when will I get the royalties for my handwriting!!
Byeee!!
Your darling sister, kate
Great site animal. Love the games. I hope your guestbook is now
working and good luck at uni
KANDY CASS
hEy i LikE tHE thE Page but get a pic on HeRe i wanna SeE ...Ur
grAdE carD looks GooD...Hey have a TeLeTuBBies???? I HATe those
Little bastards LOL anyways i agree ...lets deport the bOY
BANDS OF THE WORLd... HA HA HA *evil laugh* see ya buddy
KANDY
samatha, erin, and beth
we like caffine
Laura Tandy
Hey Adam its a shame you could get a another map of
huddersfield it would of been really good to see how far apart
we live! its a really good page better than mine was!!!
Gretch
This is awesome!!! i loved the jokes and getting to know you!!
hope to chat with you soon!!! love always, gretch
Lady_Vamp
hey adam hows it goin hon.. cool here i hope u write me back
soon see ya, adam...WRITE ME BACK
Mittie aka CowGirl
I like your page.. I haven't worked on mine in soooooooo
long!
Kerri
Hey there! Well, I haven't seen all of your site yet, but the
jokes and stuff are great! I'll have to check the rest out
soon....Well, keep it up! Talk to you later. : )
Tina Haskins
Hi I met you on Icq. Email me sometime. Nice webpage.
Farouq din
Adam, Stupid fool, you have messed with da din, and you will
hav tu pay the price....death by anhilation on Doom. Reply to
my e-mail if you dare. King Din
Mark Chan
I've decided that I want a homepage now that I've seen
yours!
Gemma R
Hi Adam, Thought I'd add a message to your guestbook whilst I'm
online. By the way how is Kate?
naeem
Not bad but I can do better